I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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