Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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All geniuses die young.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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