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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPE

Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Government Humorous People
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPE

Anymore Country Funny Soon Space

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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