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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPE

Braves Family Kid Players
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Kissing Tea
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

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