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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying

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