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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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