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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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