There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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