The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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