Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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