A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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