There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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