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Comedy is tragedy revisited.

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If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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Jealous Mercy Pilead Talk
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Bed Fight Go never Stay Up
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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Advice Away Bottle Children Follow Keep Transquilzer Work
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Descend Foolish Listen Long Mother Very
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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Accidental Day Enjoy Ever Gin Iron Only Steam Time
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? We have no enemies!’
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Come Enemy Geet House Mess Really Strange Win
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Ask Country Once Out People Player Room
I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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Anybody Behind Doing Eighteen Iron Know Now Use Year
I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
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Feature Made never That What
I’m the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night… and reduce the crime rate.
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Central Crime Night Only Park Reduce Trade Walk Woman
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
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Accused Constant Country Drought Fire Food Mud Swanson
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Best Contraceptive Nudity People
I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men – I’m sick of karate.
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Karate Look Overpower Perfume Sick
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
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Bury Clear Dead Dinner Food Phase Serve Table Three
My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.
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Just Justice Like Look Photograph
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Best Eat Getmrid Kitchen Odor Out Way

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