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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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