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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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