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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Born Doctor Mother Slap Ugly
Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Bowl Just Life Pit
My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Brown Sie Told Uncle Wear Wish Yellow
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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Fight Full Hope Man Reform Seventy Still Twenty Want
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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Again Boyfriend Broke Her Marriage Trock Up Wife
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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Come Drink Go Juice Prune Take Viagra
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Bee Butcher Kid Told Wife
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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All Life Pick Pocket Sex
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Around Came Carry Father Picture Wallet
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Age Food Kitchen Life Mirror Over Tab Taken

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