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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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