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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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