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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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