Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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