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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Adam Carolla

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Better Emotional Guy Mechanical Stuff Women
There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Card Cue Good Need Pressure Read Reader Ton
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Basketball Brother Guy Odd Playing Team Yarmulke
I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Comedian Comedy Feeling Irony Joke Laugh Life Politician
If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Backyard Blond Country Evil Gardner Harder Kibble Lob Molly More
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Construction Dirty Early Liked Money Naughty Nice Paid Something Stuff
I don’t know anything about computers.
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Aware Computer Function Know Knowlege Work
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Art Beautiful Car
Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chick Daughter Dude Fire Funny Mother Reason
You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Card Control Credit More Much Navigate Pill Realize Sugar Use
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Dad Dollar Funny Humor Knowledge Raise Share Sister

I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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