I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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