People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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