Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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