Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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