Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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