Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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