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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

Adam Carolla

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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College Look People Smart White
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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