If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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