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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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