Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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