Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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