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George Carlin Quote - A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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