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George Carlin Quote - A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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Religion is just mind control.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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