My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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