A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
SPIKE MILLIGAN
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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