We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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