I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
SPIKE MILLIGANAll I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANBeauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANEducation isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGANIt was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was sick.
SPIKE MILLIGANHow long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGANI can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGAN