A lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANHow long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANIs there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGANAre you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
SPIKE MILLIGANYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANAny man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGAN