Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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