Spike Milligan on age
Spike Milligan54 quotes“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!”
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Its all in the mind, you know.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan In the human race today, you came last.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Caught inside my mind trapped between its horrid lines losing precious time.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Some women will have you look at life differently.
Eleni SophiaEleni Sophia The biggest reward often require the largest risks.
Nicole BrownNicole Brown Being with you is familiar, like playing guitar after some time; the theory is there but my fingers have forgotten the chords.
AstaAsta Late-night conservations, Breathtaking memories, and an endless sky full of unseen dazzling stars. That’s how I want to remember us.
AurthurAurthur Nothing is more terrifying than falling in love.
Helena DegnHelena Degn People who cannot see through souls will keep searching for beauty in faces and will never find it.
Shilpa GoelShilpa Goel There is someone out there waiting to love you in all the ways you deserve.
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When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That’s what gave me the courage.
Emo PhilipsEmo Philips The acting style that has emerged from HD, because of the contrast and how sharp the picture is, it’s more neutrally played. The main character is very minamalistic. That’s what works in this digital age.
Dolph LundgrenDolph Lundgren There was a certain moment. I was about 61 – two, three or four, and I got a script. And I sent it back to the producer saying – “I don’t wanna do it. The part’s too small.” And he sent it back to me, he said, “You shouldn’t read the lover. You should read the father.
Michael CaineMichael Caine With age, you get to a place where you don’t want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug.
Vin DieselVin Diesel Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.
Bruce WillisBruce Willis I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can’t deal with a woman of their own age.
Michael CaineMichael Caine