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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I told you I was sick.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself

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