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Spike Milligan

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself

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