Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was sick.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANPolicemen are numbered in case they get lost.
SPIKE MILLIGANIt was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANMy Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGANLife is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGAN