There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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