It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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