If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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