In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
SPIKE MILLIGANI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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