It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was sick.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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