Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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