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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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