Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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