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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick

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