It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I told you I was sick.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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