There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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In the human race today, you came last.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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