Spike Milligan on appearance
Spike Milligan54 quotes“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
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I’m way flashier on Instagram and Snapchat because I feel like that’s what people want to see, and that’s I’ve always done, so I’m not going to stop. People want to see my cars and my purses. People love fashion. But that’s so not me.
Kylie JennerKylie Jenner With big folks, either people think you look mean or it’s more of a jolly Santa Claus, ‘Oh, he’s just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.’
The Notorious B.I.G.The Notorious B.I.G. How you dress on the outside, it represents your soul.
Gucci ManeGucci Mane People flash back to pictures of me when I was 12 and say ‘Kylie’s so different,’ but how can I look the same from 12 -18?
Kylie JennerKylie Jenner In South Africa, they think we’re pygmies!
The Notorious B.I.G.The Notorious B.I.G. I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.
Queen LatifahQueen Latifah Most of us are wiser than we may appear to be. On one level, wisdom is nothing more profound than an ability to follow ones own advice.
Sam HarrisSam Harris The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.
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