If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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