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Time wounds all heels.
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All geniuses die young.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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