Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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