If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARXWe’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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