The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINMan is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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