There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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