Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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