The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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