Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
GROUCHO MARXOutside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All geniuses die young.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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