A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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