The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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