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Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful

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