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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Will Rogers

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS

Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERS

Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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