If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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