The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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