Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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