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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

Will Rogers

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money

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