When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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