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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity

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