Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS