Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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