The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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