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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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