Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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