Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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