I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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