A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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