Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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