Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
More Will Rogers Quotes
-
-
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS -
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS -
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS -
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS -
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS -
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS -
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS -
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS -
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS -
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS -
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS -
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS -
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS -
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS -
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS