The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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