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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success

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