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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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