Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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