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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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