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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Will Rogers

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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