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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason

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