black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Related Topics

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS

Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS

Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS

Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS

Business Experience Inspirational Judgment

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes