Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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