Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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