The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSWorrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSDemocrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS