An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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