The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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