The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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