Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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