The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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