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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War

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