An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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